all's fair in love and oars: i heart bill simmons (and his readers)

Monday, October 15, 2007

i heart bill simmons (and his readers)

(and i hate JD DREW)
(and ERIC GAGNE)

For those of you who don't know Bill Simmons, I may have to do a "Best of." He writes for ESPN, and is a Masshole (like all the best people are). This was from his mailbag last week.

Q: If anyone asks, I was with you tonight. I was definitely not in Boston, killing J.D. Drew.--The Duke, Boston

SG: That was the belated winner of the "Funniest J.D. Drew related e-mail during the four-month stretch of the 2007 season when every Red Sox fan hated him" award. Now we're good with J.D. He's had some solid moments the past few weeks. Everything's fine now. I keep telling myself this.

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--the author of this is ryan travers (a kindred spirit)

Monday, October 15, 2007

i heart bill simmons (and his readers)

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