a lot of people think this is inappropriate, but i laughed so incredibly hard (does that make me a bad person? oh well) that i had to share it.
Tuesday, May 1, 2007
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.:.tweeting.:.
Nicole's shared items
jibberish
iStalk
- the barstool quarterback
- whitney's blog
- jayde's blog
- liz's blog
- apostrophe abuse
- passive agressive notes
- carey's blog
- boston red sox
- kaboodle
- icanhascheezburger
- wiki quotes
- yooooouuuuukkkkk
- threadless
- thule
- uconn huskies
- geeks who drink
- perpetual kid
- favorite show spoilers
- etsy
- best movie database ever
- my super talented friends
- brian clancy
- my myspace
goodreads
eastcoastoarwhore
oldnews
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May
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- quote of the day: 5.31.07
- how cool is this?
- Everything they touch turns to gold
- quote of the day: 5.30.07
- memorial day
- ready to hit the beach...
- quote of the day: 5.24.07
- jumping on the bandwagon
- quote of the day: 5.23.07
- freaking awesome
- quote of the day: 5.22.07
- going out with a good ol' western bang
- quote of the day: 5.21.07
- i'm late for a very important date
- i'm #1
- quote of the day: 5.20.07
- congrats greg!
- quote of the day: 5.19.07
- if you knew me two years ago, this is funny
- quote of the day: 5.18.07
- dear iTunes, i am really not a huge loser
- youtube/ blog issues demystified
- quote of the day: 5.17.07
- (not) too cool for school
- quote of the day: 5.16.07
- new: quote of the day posts
- dad vails
- mother's day
- mimi time
- bridal shower craziness
- invitations: check
- a talent i don't have
- i hate dieting
- only in wyoming: lccc security report
- will ferrell meets his landlord
- may = diet
- a proposal without a ring
- vegas, baby!
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happythoughts
- my super-cute, super-irish boyfriend
- margaritas on the rocks with salt
- red sox
- sing-a-longs at the irish pub
- getting dressed up
- the new england patriots and eamon's man-crush on tom brady
- going for sushi and sake with friends
- fantasy baseball
- tivo
- tailgating
- french vanilla iced coffee from dunkin donuts
- quotes
- college football
- scrapbooks
- writing in lowercase letters
My name is Niki. Only strangers and perturbed relatives call me Nicole. I have been addicted to Emo for 14 years, which says a lot about a 24 year old. I have a library card and have used it in the past 6 months. I have a cd of all my favorite movie quotes. I can run to this. I can propel a boat at high speeds using only spandex and two sticks. I did this at UConn at the expense of sleep. I can take attendance of 5 drunkards using only two words, "Yes Cup". I can both play and watch sports. Beer and stadium food or pizza help this. If I say baseball, you should say "SOX". If I say Yankees, you should say "SUCK". I used to be a store-front model. I have a sung the National Anthem at a sporting event. My boyfriend has more vowels in his name than consonants. People trust me. March of the Penguins is the scariest movie I have ever seen. There will be no ceiling fans in my house, ever. I once put over 4,000 miles on my car in 2 weeks. I have walked in the Garden of Eden. I am a good speller. I know for a fact that there is more to the Rocky Mountain High than beer commercials. My natural habitat is a hoodie. I am listening to how you say what you say, and I keep a best of book. I own many belts. More often than I care to admit I've lost games of Hide-N-Go-Seek with drama. If my life was a sitcom it would be on Thursdays at 8 on NBC. I'm too young for CBS, a little too naughty for ABC, but not enough for HBO. My supporting cast of friends and family, true characters all, would all get their own spin-offs. If you look hard enough at where the lyrics, lines, and loves intersect, that's where all my secrets are.
--the author of this is ryan travers (a kindred spirit)
1 comment:
I totally saw it the other night on ET! How funny!
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